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This is Absolute Truth coming to you live from Sinnerville.
Our weather today is bound to be partly cloudy
Maybe a titch of rain, but we are looking up because
Grey Skies are a gift to the wicked
Did I already do the opening line that addresses you all?
I don't think so -
GOOOOD MORNAAANG SINNNNERRRRS!!!
Oh being bad feels so good, doesn't it?!
Last night we had an honesty brawl
within the heart of one of our citizens.
For a moment she believed she was worth more than the sinner she is!
We cannot let her believe/
Woah! THIS JUST IN:
Humans have been reported on earth trying to be better by telling themselves pure truths/morals!
Get This:
One man in a place called Centerville was caught telling his daughter that she didn’t need to look pretty to become someone important. Who are these people?
Next, a woman was found writing a speech on which the entire premise was avoiding humor at the expense of others. HA! Lighten up, Humans!
Can you believe this! What is their world coming to?
Come back to Sinnerville tomorrow to hear absolute truths:
We don’t know what they are yet and you don’t either!
Tune in tomorrow to see what we make up!
And in the meantime,
Say NO to lies and YES to Absolute Truth
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Side note: The hippie van (pictured above) might just be Rikki’s dream car!
Article Break-down: This is a fun spin on how lies can seem like truths and vice versa. We can get so mixed up between what is good and what is bad. This article shows the extreme opinions of a fake news channel Absolute Truth, in the voice of a news host from Sinnerville – a fictional place that represents a world where people think being bad is oh so good.
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